The Full Story Behind the Secret Service Discord Defacement; “Them kids are annoying as ****” Says Culprit

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Just hours after the Secret Service suffered a major defacement of their Discord server, we speak exclusively to the leaders and the offender himself. But how and why did this shocking attack unfold?

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Free-Land Foray: Secret Service Initiate War on Inactive Wild Ninjas

‘SECRET SERVICE HQ’, Secret Service Empire – The Secret Service has caused a stir this week by declaring war on the reportedly-deceased Wild Ninjas, with invasions scheduled for their servers on the CP Army HQ map. Why have they initiated the war, and will the Wild Ninjas be showing up?

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AustinFraud Joins Secret Service Leadership

SECRET SERVICE HQ, Secret Service Capital – After a record-breaking event, Secret Service shocked the community by introducing AustinFraud as their newest leader. What does he have planned for the army?

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Secret Service Moves To Major Status

SECRET SERVICE HQ, Secret Service Capital – Recently, the Secret Service moved to Major army status. What could this mean for the future of the army? What should the community expect from them in the near future?

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March Madness VII: Bracketology Round Two

CP REWRITTEN, United Media Headquarters – With round two of March Madness VII over, the United Media provides an analysis of the next round’s result in this week’s Bracketology. We saw some drastic changes; however, most people stayed relatively close to their previous positions.

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March Madness VII: Bracketology Round One

CP Rewritten, United Media Headquarters – With round one of the March Madness VII over, the United Media presents the results of Bracketology so far. We see a solid start for many people this round.

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Kitchens Close as Chefs Shutdown

UNKOWN TERRITORY, Chefs Capital – Recently, the Chefs announced they would close up shop. Why are they shutting down? Continue reading

Characterize That: Small Armies as Pixar Characters

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – It’s always fascinating to see how we can relate armies to cartoon characters. Based on the similarities in the stories, the characteristics of the small armies have been characterised to determine which Pixar Characters best suit them. Here are the Pixar characters that best represent the small armies.

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Serving Up Secrets: Secret Service Declare War On Chefs

KLONDIKE, Club Penguin Army Headquarters – Just hours after opening the Chefs find themselves in war against the Secret Service. What led to this declaration?

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Eclipse Accepts Surrender to Secret Service

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Five days after Eclipse of CP merged into Army of Darkness, they accepted a surrender to Secret Service. What caused this?

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