[SATIRE] What If?: Spotty Wasn’t Admin at CP Army HQ

KLONDIKE, Spotty’s former office, CP Army Headquarters – The time that many people have been waiting for has arrived. In a new edition of “What If?”, we will try and deduce possible scenarios where Spotty is no longer an admin at CP Army Headquarters.

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Characterize That: Major Armies as Disney Characters

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – If you’ve ever wondered which Disney characters your favorite armies are most similar to, look no further. Your incredible editors have characterized the major armies after painstakingly considering every character known to humanity. With so many to choose from, which Disney characters best represent our major armies?

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What If?: This Post Was Never Published

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – From the desks of co-authors Pranav and Myth, the “What If?” column makes a return. In the inaugural edition of this column, we look at what would happen if this post was never published.

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MYTHtery Artistic Analysis

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?

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Closet Effects: The Snowboard Helmet

KLONDIKE, Myth’s Fashion Studio – Welcome back to yet another edition of Closet Effects. This week, we’ll be taking a closer look at the Snowboard Helmet, a rather odd uniform item. What armies have best used the item?

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Slithering Back: Sea Serpents Put Revival On Hold

SNOWBOUND, Sea Serpents Capital – The Sea Serpents seemed all set to sail into the army community for their 2nd generation. However, as of now, the army has put their plans of returning to the community, on hold. What was the reason behind this decision? Why did the Serpents decide to revive in the first place, and what does the future look like for the army? Continue reading

The Fifth Clover Crusade: Templars Declare War on Army of Club Penguin

MAGMA, Templar’s Capital – Just days after the conflict ended with the Bose DK Warriors, the Templars find themselves on the battlefield once more. An adversary they’ve faced many times, the Army of Club Penguin is their new victim. How will this war play out?

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Closet Effects: The Blue Viking Helmet

KLONDIKE, Myth’s Fashion Studio – Welcome back fashionists to another edition of “Closet Effects”. This week, we’ll be taking a closer look at the Blue Viking Helmet, and what it has to offer.

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Closet Effects: The Roman Helmet and its Variations

KLONDIKE, Myth’s Fashion Studio – Welcome one and all to the inaugural post of Closet Effects, the brand new column brought to you every other Friday. Within this column, I’ll be looking back at specific Club Penguin items that influenced various uniforms.  Today, we’ll be taking a look at the Roman Helmet, and the two variations of the helmet used in post-Club Penguin games. Continue reading

Who Would Win: Help Force vs People’s Imperial Confederation

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – After roughly a month, the column “Who Would Win” is back! For this edition, we will focus on the Help Force and the People’s Imperial Confederation. Let’s get started!

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