Eclipse Accepts Surrender to Secret Service

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Five days after Eclipse of CP merged into Army of Darkness, they accepted a surrender to Secret Service. What caused this?

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Small-Medium Free For All: Results

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – On Sunday, February 13th, four armies faced off in the CP Army HQ’s Small-Medium Free For All battle event. All of the participants competed against each other in a series of three rooms, but only one army stood out from the rest. Exactly what went down during this ultimate battle? 

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Deception & Depravity: Breaking Down The Eclipse-Secret Service Saga

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Secret Service and Eclipse leaderships have been embroiled in a shocking state of events, with a declaration of war exposing inappropriate relationships, attempts of deception and deceit, and a sustained attitude of victim blaming.

TW: This article contains the discussion of pedophilia. Reader discretion is advised. 

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Total Eclipse: Lights Out For Eclipse Revival

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – One month after their closure in October, Eclipse of CP announced their intentions of revival on November 21st. However, on December 26th, they canceled all revival plans. What led to this decision?

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Eclipse of Club Penguin Announces Closure

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Among all the wars going on recently, the Eclipse of Club Penguin have decided to shut the doors to their army. What led to this sudden decision?

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Wet Army Penguins Issues Declaration of War on Eclipse

KLONDIKE, CPA Headquarters – Recently, the Wet Army Penguins have decided to declare war on the Eclipse. What led WAP into making this decision? Continue reading

CPAHQ Special Report: Fire Warriors Meltdown and Beef with Eclipse in Retrospect

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters- After being crowned the Champions of Challengers Cup 2, the Fire Warriors quickly went down a pathway of uncertainty regarding their future.

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