Scrapped Metal: Silver Empire Ends Revival Hopes

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Silver Empire hinted at returning to the community a few days ago. What was the final decision, and where does it leave the Silvers?


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Behind the Permanent Closure of Silver Empire

TOBOGGAN, Silver Empire Capital – The Silver Empire announced its closure a little more than a month after celebrating its 2nd anniversary. Why did they shut down and will they build their empire again?

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Silver Empire Celebrate their Second Anniversary

Editors note: The Silver Empire leaders would like it to be known that they do not endorse any of the comments said by Comedy in her interview.

KLONDIKE, CP ARMY HEADQUARTERS – On April 20th 2022, the Silver Empire celebrated their second anniversary. Club Penguin Army Headquarters is here to bring you a look at the past two years of the Empire, in addition to an insight regarding their future plans.

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[SATIRE] What If?: Spotty Wasn’t Admin at CP Army HQ

KLONDIKE, Spotty’s former office, CP Army Headquarters – The time that many people have been waiting for has arrived. In a new edition of “What If?”, we will try and deduce possible scenarios where Spotty is no longer an admin at CP Army Headquarters.

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Traits of a Successful CPA Leader [SATIRE]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – As a community, we spend so much time celebrating leaders’ successes. Each year, we go through the arduous task of nominating them for the monumental title of CP Army Legend. But what traits make up a successful CPA leader?

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Positivitea – 3rd Edition

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Hello lovely people! I am back once again, with the third edition of Positivitea! Let’s see who all have received compliments, this time! Can you guess who the anonymous writers are behind these messages?  Continue reading

Characterize That: Major Armies as Disney Characters

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – If you’ve ever wondered which Disney characters your favorite armies are most similar to, look no further. Your incredible editors have characterized the major armies after painstakingly considering every character known to humanity. With so many to choose from, which Disney characters best represent our major armies?

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MYTHtery Artistic Analysis

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?

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Jester Joins Templars Leadership to “Kill and Embarrass ACP”

MAGMA, Templars Empire – Recently, the Templars of Club Penguin saw a new addition to leadership: Jester. What emboldened Jester to join Templars, and what can we expect in the future?

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Dawn of a New Generation: Eclipse Revives

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Months after closing down, Eclipse of Club Penguin sees its doors reopen, followed swiftly by the induction of new leaders, Nyx and FlamingHerrix. What led to their promotions, and what does Eclipse have in store?

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