Guncotton Waves Goodbye to Water Vikings

KLONDIKE, CPA Headquarters – Guncotton returned to lead the Water Vikings a month ago. Yesterday, he retired. Why is he leaving so soon, and will he return to leadership?

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Battle of the Blues Leads to CPA Battleground Crash

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – A little over a month since its opening, CPA Battleground experiences crashes amidst battles. The latest was the practice battle between the Water Vikings and Ice Warriors.

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Mayday! Fighter Pilots Close And Frostty Retires

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters  – The Fighter Pilots of Club Penguin recently announced their shutdown, as well as their main leader Frostty’s retirement from Club Penguin armies. What led to the Fighter Pilots’ shutdown?

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Positivitea: 5th Edition

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Hello lovely people! Continuing with what Mythic initiated, I am back again, this time with the fifth edition of Positivitea! Let’s see who all has received compliments, this time! Can you guess who the anonymous writers are behind these messages? What are your thoughts on the concept of anonymous messages?

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How Well Do You Know Disha of the Silver Empire?

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – How Well Do You Know returns for a new instalment this week! Continuing from last time we stay within the CP Army HQ team, and get to know Disha of the Silver Empire.

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Top Ten Armies of the Month – March 2022

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – As armies head towards the semi-finals of March Madness VII we observe a myriad of changes in the rankings of March’s Top Ten of the Month, while some cling onto their positions.

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Top Ten Armies [03/20/22-03/26/22]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Top Ten continues to stabilise as we reach the quarter-finals of the March Madness Tournament, with many armies exhibiting a newfound consistency.

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How Well Do You Know DMT of CP Army HQ?

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Formerly a Network column, How Well Do You Know graces the Headquarters with a new instalment. This time we interview DMT, and get to know what they are like as a person outside of CP Armies.

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Traits of a Successful CPA Leader [SATIRE]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – As a community, we spend so much time celebrating leaders’ successes. Each year, we go through the arduous task of nominating them for the monumental title of CP Army Legend. But what traits make up a successful CPA leader?

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Kitchens Close as Chefs Shutdown

UNKOWN TERRITORY, Chefs Capital – Recently, the Chefs announced they would close up shop. Why are they shutting down? Continue reading