BREAKING: Toxic Storm Leaves Mercenaries Leadership During Red Ravagers War

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Just minutes after our coverage of the chaotic first day of the Mercenaries-Red Ravagers war, leader Toxic Storm departs from the army. CP Army HQ has the full, behind-the-scenes scoop on exactly what went down to lead to this shocking departure.

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EXCLUSIVE: Administration Intervenes After Mercenaries Break Own Battle Terms Amid Red Ravagers War

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The league administration has intervened in the ongoing Mercenaries-Red Ravagers conflict after it was exposed the Mercenaries broke their own battle terms during the first invasion of the war.

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Mercenaries Declare War on Red Ravagers; Templars Join the Conflict

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Mercenaries, Red Ravagers and Templars have found themselves embroiled in a three-way conflict. CP Army HQ has the full story and exclusive statements from the key individuals involved.

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Serving Up Secrets: Secret Service Declare War On Chefs

KLONDIKE, Club Penguin Army Headquarters – Just hours after opening the Chefs find themselves in war against the Secret Service. What led to this declaration?

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Chefs of Club Penguin Start Cooking Into a War

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – After the Legoman Army closure, Memero opened a new army called the Chefs of Club Penguin. But what can the community expect from the army?

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Eclipse Accepts Surrender to Secret Service

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Five days after Eclipse of CP merged into Army of Darkness, they accepted a surrender to Secret Service. What caused this?

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Deception & Depravity: Breaking Down The Eclipse-Secret Service Saga

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Secret Service and Eclipse leaderships have been embroiled in a shocking state of events, with a declaration of war exposing inappropriate relationships, attempts of deception and deceit, and a sustained attitude of victim blaming.

TW: This article contains the discussion of pedophilia. Reader discretion is advised. 

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The Fifth Clover Crusade: Templars Declare War on Army of Club Penguin

MAGMA, Templar’s Capital – Just days after the conflict ended with the Bose DK Warriors, the Templars find themselves on the battlefield once more. An adversary they’ve faced many times, the Army of Club Penguin is their new victim. How will this war play out?

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Secret Service And Fire Warriors War – A Hoax?

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Last week, Fire Warriors had declared war on their allies, Secret Service. As it turns out, the war was probably a hoax. What were the intentions behind initiating a war like this? What does the situation look like at the moment? Continue reading

Sudden News: Bose DK Warriors And Templars End War With A Treaty

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – On the first day of February, the Templars of Club Penguin and the Bose DK Warriors ended the war between them with a peace treaty. What was the reason behind ending the war all of a sudden? What impact will the treaty have on both armies?

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