Posted on 22 May 2022 by Mchappy
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – It’s been seven days since the Mercenaries initially declared war on the Red Ravagers. With only one battle under their wings, a surprising turn of events see the two armies coming to a truce.
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Mchappy is currently interning at CPAHQ as a Reporter. He is also known for being the current Guardian at the Army of Club Penguin, being an active part of its community since 2008. In 2011, he was inducted as an official army Legend. One thing that he will be remembered for is if you are actually reading this then I admire you. I was forced to write something against my will by the tyrant known as Max. #BAN GREENY
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Posted on 18 May 2022 by Max
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Just minutes after our coverage of the chaotic first day of the Mercenaries-Red Ravagers war, leader Toxic Storm departs from the army. CP Army HQ has the full, behind-the-scenes scoop on exactly what went down to lead to this shocking departure.

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Max is currently serving as CP Army Headquarters Vice Director, after retiring from the Army of Club Penguin leadership in July 2021. He is also known for his positions as a CP Army Hub Executive Producer and Shamrock Bulletin Administrator, winning ‘Best Admin’ in the End of Summer Awards 2020.
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Posted on 18 May 2022 by Max
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The league administration has intervened in the ongoing Mercenaries-Red Ravagers conflict after it was exposed the Mercenaries broke their own battle terms during the first invasion of the war.

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Max is currently serving as CP Army Headquarters Vice Director, after retiring from the Army of Club Penguin leadership in July 2021. He is also known for his positions as a CP Army Hub Executive Producer and Shamrock Bulletin Administrator, winning ‘Best Admin’ in the End of Summer Awards 2020.
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Posted on 16 May 2022 by Max
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Mercenaries, Red Ravagers and Templars have found themselves embroiled in a three-way conflict. CP Army HQ has the full story and exclusive statements from the key individuals involved.

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Max is currently serving as CP Army Headquarters Vice Director, after retiring from the Army of Club Penguin leadership in July 2021. He is also known for his positions as a CP Army Hub Executive Producer and Shamrock Bulletin Administrator, winning ‘Best Admin’ in the End of Summer Awards 2020.
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Posted on 6 March 2022 by dman64w
KLONDIKE, Club Penguin Army Headquarters – Just hours after opening the Chefs find themselves in war against the Secret Service. What led to this declaration?
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Dman is a man who hasn’t got his priorities straight. While editing for CPAHQ, he acts as a 2ic for Silver Empire and administrates for a CPPS, all while failing to study for his exams later this year.
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Posted on 6 March 2022 by Pranav
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – After the Legoman Army closure, Memero opened a new army called the Chefs of Club Penguin. But what can the community expect from the army?
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Pranav has been in armies since March 28, 2020. He has been reporting since May 2020 for organizations such as CPO: Army League, CP Army League, CP Army Hub, CP Army Headquarters, and CP Army Network. He follows strict neutrality towards all armies and is currently an Editor-in-Chief at CP Army Headquarters.
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Posted on 23 February 2022 by thenathanboy
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Five days after Eclipse of CP merged into Army of Darkness, they accepted a surrender to Secret Service. What caused this?
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Nathan began as a reporter in CPAH, and later on moved to CPAHQ/CPAN. He is currently a moderator in the Templars, and holds the role of Reporter in CPAHQ.
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Posted on 15 February 2022 by Max
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The Secret Service and Eclipse leaderships have been embroiled in a shocking state of events, with a declaration of war exposing inappropriate relationships, attempts of deception and deceit, and a sustained attitude of victim blaming.
TW: This article contains the discussion of pedophilia. Reader discretion is advised.
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Max is currently serving as CP Army Headquarters Vice Director, after retiring from the Army of Club Penguin leadership in July 2021. He is also known for his positions as a CP Army Hub Executive Producer and Shamrock Bulletin Administrator, winning ‘Best Admin’ in the End of Summer Awards 2020.
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Posted on 12 February 2022 by Myth
MAGMA, Templar’s Capital – Just days after the conflict ended with the Bose DK Warriors, the Templars find themselves on the battlefield once more. An adversary they’ve faced many times, the Army of Club Penguin is their new victim. How will this war play out?
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The man, the literal Myth, the legend. Currently an editor here within CPAHQ. Expect new editions of Gameplay Comparisons and Closet Effects soon!!
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Posted on 11 February 2022 by Memero
KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Last week, Fire Warriors had declared war on their allies, Secret Service. As it turns out, the war was probably a hoax. What were the intentions behind initiating a war like this? What does the situation look like at the moment? Continue reading →
I am Memero: muscular, red pilled, and intimidating. Memero#8256
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