[SATIRE] Curry Addiction: Get Over It Already

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – While one of the most common sicknesses in the CPA community, curry addiction is rarely treated as a severe disease. In this article, I will not do that.

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[SATIRE] Touching Grass: The Next Most Important Thing?

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – If you’re reading this post, you’ve probably never touched grass in your life, and you won’t be touching grass soon after the release of this post. You probably don’t even know what even grass is. This is probably the most asked question in our community today, and in this post, we bring you the answer. Continue reading

Traits of a Successful CPA Leader [SATIRE]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – As a community, we spend so much time celebrating leaders’ successes. Each year, we go through the arduous task of nominating them for the monumental title of CP Army Legend. But what traits make up a successful CPA leader?

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MYTHtery Artistic Analysis

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?

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5 Ways to Spend Christmas on Club Penguin | A CPAHQ Holiday Guide

NORTH POLE, Santa’s Workshop – Merry Christmas and a Hoppy Holiday to all of you! I know that this time for most is filled with joy and love, but for others this may be a very hectic time of year. Club Penguin Army Headquarters recognises that, so we’ve created this guide to help you make the most of the holiday season!  Continue reading

Your Ultimate Christmas Song Playlist: Club Penguin Army Edition

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters, DJ Max’s Club – The holiday season is well and truly upon us, and CP Army HQ’s very own DJ Max has you covered with a complete playlist of tunes to keep you entertained and feeling festive. Club Penguin Army style, of course.

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Do You Know Your Comrade? Featuring DMT and Vanish

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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters- After a short while, welcome back to yet another edition of the weekly column “Do You Know Your Comrade?”! As you might be aware by now, this column reaches out to two co-leaders or colleagues, all in a bid to find out who truly knows the other better. This week we feature none other than the Director in-Chief and Vice Director of CP Army HQ! The duo is that of DMT and Vanish.

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Army in Focus: Script Kiddies

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters- With the exam schedule roaring on for most people, I will be filling in for Action this week!  Thankfully, I’ve already finished my exams.  This week we are almost obligated to take a look at the Script Kiddies, who soared up to sixth place in their first (and last) week as an army.  Let’s see how much this post can toe the line between a report and satire!

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