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Founded in 2021, CPAHQ is the premier news site for CP Armies, providing quality updates on the latest in our army community. We pride ourselves on being the leading organization for aspiring writers and media figures. CPAHQ provides its staff with valuable knowledge from longtime members of army media. Since media is often the lifeblood of the army world, our top priority is fostering media talent to keep the community engaged. On top of our news coverage, we offer a dedicated discord channel, top tens, tournaments, exciting columns and more. CPAHQ is always evolving, so make sure to keep up with us and enjoy the ride!
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – While one of the most common sicknesses in the CPA community, curry addiction is rarely treated as a severe disease. In this article, I will not do that.
Snowy is currently a reporter with CPAQH and leader in Help Force.
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – If you’re reading this post, you’ve probably never touched grass in your life, and you won’t be touching grass soon after the release of this post. You probably don’t even know what even grass is. This is probably the most asked question in our community today, and in this post, we bring you the answer. Continue reading
Based leader of the legendary Bose DK Warriors, HCom in Help Force, reporter for CPAHQ and sussy curry muncher.
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – As a community, we spend so much time celebrating leaders’ successes. Each year, we go through the arduous task of nominating them for the monumental title of CP Army Legend. But what traits make up a successful CPA leader?
Comedy is a judge, editor, and member of the top ten staff for CPA Headquarters. Previously, she was a leader of the Silver Empire but currently resides in Ice Warriors and serves as an advisor for Fire Warriors.
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?
Comedy is a judge, editor, and member of the top ten staff for CPA Headquarters. Previously, she was a leader of the Silver Empire but currently resides in Ice Warriors and serves as an advisor for Fire Warriors.
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NORTH POLE, Santa’s Workshop – Merry Christmas and a Hoppy Holiday to all of you! I know that this time for most is filled with joy and love, but for others this may be a very hectic time of year. Club Penguin Army Headquarters recognises that, so we’ve created this guide to help you make the most of the holiday season! Continue reading
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters, DJ Max’s Club – The holiday season is well and truly upon us, and CP Army HQ’s very own DJ Max has you covered with a complete playlist of tunes to keep you entertained and feeling festive. Club Penguin Army style, of course.
Max is currently serving as CP Army Headquarters Vice Director, after retiring from the Army of Club Penguin leadership in July 2021. He is also known for his positions as a CP Army Hub Executive Producer and Shamrock Bulletin Administrator, winning ‘Best Admin’ in the End of Summer Awards 2020.
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters- After a short while, welcome back to yet another edition of the weekly column “Do You Know Your Comrade?”! As you might be aware by now, this column reaches out to two co-leaders or colleagues, all in a bid to find out who truly knows the other better. This week we feature none other than the Director in-Chief and Vice Director of CP Army HQ! The duo is that of DMT and Vanish.
Fusion is the current Associate Director for Club Penguin Army Headquarters. His main responsibility is overseeing any and all tournaments run by the organization. Prior to this, he was the Editor in Chief for CPAHQ, managing all content on our website. He got his start in the media scene back in April of 2020 as a reporter for the Club Penguin Army League. He was also a Reporter for Club Penguin Army Hub until its closure in January of 2021. He has been in the community since December of 2019, holding staff or hcom positions in the Doritos, Ice Warriors, Dark Warriors, and the Army of Club Penguin.
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KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters- With the exam schedule roaring on for most people, I will be filling in for Action this week! Thankfully, I’ve already finished my exams. This week we are almost obligated to take a look at the Script Kiddies, who soared up to sixth place in their first (and last) week as an army. Let’s see how much this post can toe the line between a report and satire!
DMT is the current Director in Chief of Club Penguin Army Headquarters. Having held this position since its foundation, DMT is responsible for overseeing all the endeavors of CPAHQ. Previously, he served as an advisor for Club Penguin Army Hub and an administrator for Club Penguin Armies (2019). He has been in the army community since 2011, discovering his passion for army media in 2013 with Club Penguin Army Focus.
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1. Templars [↑0] [77.75]
2. Rebel Penguin Federation [↑0] [54.31]
3. Ice Warriors [↑1] [48.04]
4. Help Force [↓1] [44.05]
5. Water Vikings [↑0] [35.77]
6. Army of Club Penguin [↑0] [23.48]
7. Mercenaries [↑4] [19.50]
8. Silver Empire [↓1] [17.50]
9. Lime Green Army [↑3] [15.50]
10. Red Ravagers [↓1] [11.00]
