Mercs Surrender Amid Multilogging Accusations

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – The war has ended after just two battles between the Mercs and Magma Clan amid multilogging accusations. How did the Magma Clan come to this conclusion? What do the Mercs have to say?

Mercs Magma Clan War

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Fiery Revival: Magma Clan Will Return for Second Generation

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Exactly one year ago, the army community said goodbye to the short-lived Magma Clan. A few days ago, the fiery army held their return event, marking the beginning of a second generation. What can we expect from them this time around?

Magma Clan

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Link3000 Ascends to Rebel Federation Throne

TUXEDO, Rebel Penguin Federation Capital – Following its 15th anniversary, the Rebel Penguin Federation welcomed a new leader: Link3000. Who is Link3000, and what will they bring to the Rebel leadership team?

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First Battle on CPA Battleground Hits Roadblocks

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – After an exciting launch, CPA Battleground is pushed to its limit by the Help Force and Rebel Penguin Federation. Unfortunately, the game couldn’t handle the intensity of the battle; what happens now?

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Traits of a Successful CPA Leader [SATIRE]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – As a community, we spend so much time celebrating leaders’ successes. Each year, we go through the arduous task of nominating them for the monumental title of CP Army Legend. But what traits make up a successful CPA leader?

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Characterize That: Major Armies as Disney Characters

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – If you’ve ever wondered which Disney characters your favorite armies are most similar to, look no further. Your incredible editors have characterized the major armies after painstakingly considering every character known to humanity. With so many to choose from, which Disney characters best represent our major armies?

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MYTHtery Artistic Analysis

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?

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Jester Joins Templars Leadership to “Kill and Embarrass ACP”

MAGMA, Templars Empire – Recently, the Templars of Club Penguin saw a new addition to leadership: Jester. What emboldened Jester to join Templars, and what can we expect in the future?

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Dawn of a New Generation: Eclipse Revives

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Months after closing down, Eclipse of Club Penguin sees its doors reopen, followed swiftly by the induction of new leaders, Nyx and FlamingHerrix. What led to their promotions, and what does Eclipse have in store?

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Legend Awakens: Buddy Announces Return to Water Vikings

NEW FROSTBITE, Water Viking Capital – Amid a flurry of rehires, Buddy announced his return to Water Vikings’ leadership team. What led to his return, and what plans does he have for the future?

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